Introduction

Hello.

How are you? What is new? Do you also hate painfully rhetorical questions?

Well, then, let's get to the meat of things. Blogs are silly. But alas, I am also silly. This does not imply that I am a blog...rather, it implies that blogs are not out of my realm of reasonability. What is a realm of reasonability? That will be covered later. Will you continue to use those damn rhetorical questions? Depends on the quality of my writing from here in. This blog will exist for rather simple reasons. I feel like having a very separate, and semi-private, place to publish what I have lovingly begun to call my musings. Semi-private, because blogs are inherently not private. I know, this sounds extremely grand, but really, it is not. These range from the rather comical sort, to the poetic, to the down right confused. Or is that confusing? I guess that depends if you are you or me. Odds are, of course, that you are you.

So, if you swam upstream against the current that was the previous paragraph, congratulations. You will find your time here lonely, but be blessed with never really being alone. For someone is always watching. Not God. Me.